Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Song to the Siren

This song from This Mortal Coil, who were not a band but a "collaboration of musicians recording in various permutations", features the haunting vocals of Elizabeth Fraser from Scottish group The Cocteau Twins. It is also a cover of a Tim Buckley song. I still get goosebumps when listening to this.

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On the floating, shapeless oceans
I did all my best to smile
'til your singing eyes and fingers
drew me loving into your eyes.

And you sang "Sail to me, sail to me;
Let me enfold you."

Here I am, here I am waiting to hold you.
Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you here when I was full sail?

Now my foolish boat is leaning, broken love lost on your rocks.
For you sang, "Touch me not, touch me not, come back tomorrow."
Oh my heart, oh my heart shies from the sorrow.
I'm as puzzled as a newborn child.
I'm as riddled as the tide.
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Or shall I lie with death my bride?

Hear me sing: "Swim to me, swim to me, let me enfold you."
"Here I am. Here I am, waiting to hold you."

Saturday, 17 May 2008

Weekly photo challenge: cats

This is my friend Julie's cat Raja. Raj is a Bengal cat which are a hybrid of domestic cats and Asian tree leopards. Raja's previous owner was a 'speed user'. These days Raj lives a far more sedate life which includes laying around like this and when not lazing about he can be found reading the gay papers whilst having a snack. The other day whilst at the store Julie said to me, "I've just got to get Raja something for morning tea." Outrageous. This is one boy who has her wrapped around that fat tummy of his.

Check out Male Nurse Dave for links to other entries.

Friday, 16 May 2008

Media Release

I just stumbled across this very important bit of information.

Channel Ten News To Be Replaced By High Pitched Buzzing Noise

The Ten Network has announced that its nightly news bulletin will be replaced by an hour of static accompanied by a high-pitched buzzing noise.

Network spokesman James Maneri says that if the experiment is successful other shows could be replaced by so-called "minimal sensory stimulation programming".

"We're certainly trialling different things. For example, this week's episode of Rove was canned in favour of a continuously looped twenty second video of a polar bear excreting a garden gnome. The ratings were actually higher than Rove's recent figures, while the quality yield remained much the same with far less cost to the network. Our research indicates that many viewers felt that footage of a large mammal expelling a garden ornament from its anal sphincter made for a refreshing change from Rove's tiresome shtick."

Maneri says that despite the changes, Ten is still devoted to delivering a high quality news service.

"Our commitment to journalism hasn't changed; what has changed is our approach. The era of tv news as a slick, researched, scripted package of coherent sounds and images presented by authoritative newsreaders and trained reporters is over, and the era of the high-pitched buzzing sound has begun. This is going to be good for Ten, good for television, and, I think, bloody good for Australia."

Ten's High-Pitched Buzzing Noise News will broadcast at 5pm weeknights from next Monday. Network insiders describe the noise as "Eeeeeeeeee!"


Now that is Must See TV! It is also the funniest thing I've read in awhile. Thanks Tim.

Rostered off

The other day my friend Mykel suggested going to see Head On: Alternative Portraits which is currently showing at the Australian Centre for Photography until 7 June. Afterwards, with the weather like a mild summer's day, we wandered through Paddington and Surry Hills before jumping on a bus to Glebe for a late lunch.


Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Star fucker news

Earlier tonight I saw actor Graham Harvey waiting for a bus at Town Hall. Does anyone remember when he appeared on the soap opera E Street which aired on Channel TEN between 1989 to 1993. I never watched the show but I know he was on it because I had a friend who for a while worked in the wardrobe department.

I was only a youngin back then and so for my 22nd birthday Annie, for a laugh, got some of the cast to sign the back of an E Street t-shirt. After presenting it to me a group of us headed down to Bondi Beach for a meal. No sooner had we walked into the restaurant when Annie spots one of the younger cast members seated with her parents and introduces me to the young girl (who played 'Claire Fielding', Penny Cook's daughter)
as "this is the birthday boy you signed the t-shirt for. His name is Denny Den". Embarrassed, I thanked the young girl for "my gift" then shuffled past to my table.

This is what the actress who played her looked like then and this is what she looks like now. She's hot. As for Graham, he was still sitting toward the back of the 440 when I alighted at my stop. That's showbusiness.

Photo courtesy: E Street - The Tribute site

Sunday, 11 May 2008

The Pelican Man

Every now and then I will read a post from another blogger that either moves me or makes me laugh. Today it is the first of the two. This beautiful story from The Patent Man tells how he and some other compassionate (I believe) human beings stopped to help a pelican in plight. I could have also called this post 'The Plight of the Pelican' but I chose this title because of the way one helpless pelican touched one patient man.

Going back a few weeks though, I have one of those sad stories to share that remind you how fragile and incredible this planet is that we live on. Last Saturday, Rich and I were walking into our gym in Alexandria and noticed a pelican sitting down in the canal that ran along side the building our gym was in.

These particular canals had made the front page of the news that very morning as being the most polluted waterways in the southern hemisphere. Rich and I looked at each other and thought that it was not a good place for a Pelican to be…

We went inside, grunted, groaned and sweated for a bit and when we came back out, Mr Pelican was still there. Very still. It was amazing his feet hadn’t melted off, from just sitting in the canal, from what I had read, so we decided that we couldn’t leave him sitting there like that and we had to get him out.

Mmmmm we thought…

I called WIRES (Wildlife Rescue and Information and Education Service) and they tried to raise one of the volunteers to come out and get him out for us, but no luck. It was a long weekend and a lot of people were away. An hour later, I called them back and asked that if we could get him out of the canal ourselves, was there a vet nearby they could recommend I take him to? They gave me a few names of local vets and told me that the Fire Brigade might also be able to send a truck out with a ladder if they weren’t busy… WIRES gave me an office number, as it wasn’t an emergency, so I called them up, told them the story and they said not a problem!

Less than two minutes later, a big shiny red fire truck pulled up and out hopped six big strapping firemen. Heaven! While we were walking up to the canal from the road, I heard sirens. I looked a bit embarrassed and said "gawd, it's only a pelican" and the fireman I was talking to said "Yeah, it'll be the Redfern boys – obviously bored! We’re from Alexandria station and we were on our way down to Bunning's when we heard the call, so we thought we'd stop".

So there we all were, twelve tall and genuinely handsome firemen, two big shiny red trucks, Rich, me and one sick, sad and lonely Pelican.

Over the side of the bridge went a ladder with one Fireman attached as well, slowly descending into the toxic muck. When he saw the fireman come, he moved a little and tried to wander away, but his strength was failing him, so he sat back down again, only to have Fireman Sam wrap his arms around him and bring him back up the ladder, out of the muck, where he was promptly handed over to me for safe keeping.

So, here now I was, with this very large sick bird wrapped in towels in my arms. He was really very weak and gave not one inch of struggle to be free. His big head wobbled and I held his long delicate beak up for him as we slid gently into the back seat of my car.

I had been physically close to pelicans before, maybe a few feet, but never this close and their size is a little overwhelming – especially in the backseat of a hatchback. His beak nearly reached the opposite window, but not quite, so I held it up for him and rested my elbow on the armrest. He blinked his big black eye at me a few times, I'm sure to say "thank you for getting me out of that mucky drain".

Rich drove us over to Taronga Zoo animal hospital where we had arranged to take him. Going through the harbour tunnel, he closed his eyes for a bit and I did start thinking "please don’t die on my lap like this, please, please please…." But out into the sunshine again on the other side, he opened his eyes again and blinked a few more times at me. They were such helpless, sad and resigned blinks I nearly cried there and then.

After winding through the awful traffic that you find in Mosman on a Saturday morning - actually, every morning - kids and mums squealing as they looked down from their 4x4’s into my back seat to see an enormous white bird sitting there… but about 40 mins later, we arrived at the hospital and the nurse took us through to the back, where we weighted him (4.2kgs) and sat him in a pen under a warm light and said our farewells. Details were taken and the nurse said to call back in a few days to find out how he was going.

I called Taronga on the Wednesday and the vet who answered the phone gave me the news that he had died that night. Pelican Sam, so named after the fireman who rescued him, was indeed a young male adult, less than a year old and had severe blood poisoning. By the time we had got him there, it was too late and there was nothing they could do to help him. She thanked me for bringing him in though and kept talking for a while, but I had already had tears running down my face and had stopped listening. Stupid I know, but I felt I had made a connection with this beautiful bird, as it sat in my arms fighting for his life. His eyes looked straight at me and seemed to say thanks. Crazy loopy I know, but it was a real moment.

I was really astounded by how soft his feathers were, on his head, as well as his body, and the weightlessness of his body, compared to his physical size. I also have to say that it was a real privilege [my italics] to have had this astonishingly beautiful animal in my company for a few hours.

The other sad part is that our illustrious State Government doesn't want to clean up the canals because it is too hard. I wonder how long before we are holding humans in our arms who are dying from the toxins and poisons in this waterway that has been polluted to the point of winning the title "The most toxic waterway in the southern hemisphere."

To see photos of Pelican Sam check out The Patient Man.

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Finding friends

The only reason I have a Facebook profile to start with is because I received an invitation from a friend inviting me to check out her profile but to do this I needed to be a registered user.

I don't check it often but when I do I usually find that I've been 'poked' or a friend has added a fish to my aquarium. I also receive requests (I think that's what it is called) to accept other third party applications. I more often than not refuse these because I don't know where and in whose hands my personal information will end up in.

The other day I was searching for friends and I managed to find two in particular. They are a couple and they live in London. The last time I spoke to one of them was on the day of the London bombing when I rang Jordi at work to see if he was OK. I've not spoken to him since that day and I'm not even sure whether he still works at the same place.

I found Jordi's profile first and then I noticed his wife's profile. So I sent Jo a message and with much delight I heard back from her within a day. How cool. Part of her message said:

"It would be great to see you again - it's been over 11 years now. I remember the night so well that I met you in the Oxford. Happy days. x"

That sentenced reminded me of two things. One; that it has been a long time since I've seen the both of them and the second was that night at the Oxford Hotel (when it was a great place to go). I remember how easily we chatted and laughed whilst standing there surrounded by friends whilst men danced around us to the beat of the music.

Apart from finding long lost friends I found a couple of bloggers from overseas but I didn't do a 'friends request' because I felt weird asking people that I have never met to 'add me as a friend'. A real-life friend, Paul, once said: "If I want to speak to someone I'll pick up the phone or I'll send them an e-mail." He has a point although I will continue with 'poking' friends back. I have even been known to 'poke' people first and to do quizzes.

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Regrettable Quotes and my Australia

I just love it when a bloke in a position of power articulates his feelings as clearly and as honestly as Micky (yo homies) Costa did to John Robinson, the secretary of Unions NSW. In fairness to Mick, he was simply expressing his anger at fellow party colleagues who want to derail his and Morris Dilemma's (Iemma) grand plan to privatise the state's electricity industry.

At the New South Wales Labor party conference held on the weekend, when put to a count, Mo and Micky lost the vote 702 to 107 to sell off this state asset. Regardless of the result the pair of bro's have vowed to push ahead with their plan. An unnamed source said: "They will not let a few c--ts get in their way. They know what is right for this state!"